Mommadosey

My SIB is at it again–stealing my material.  I was watching his show this evening and out comes the line, “You had me at we’re f*ck*d.”

What the–

Sound familiar anyone?

I believe the original was “…you had me at the Joe the Plumber impersonation.”

“Maybe Jon is reading your blog…” Da Husband spouts off.

EXACTLY!

No, no, no Jon.

Don’t you even try to smooth things over with the camaraderie we share when we shout out inappropriate answers at people who take too long to answer a question.

What’s that?  You were trying to appease the “Enraged preempted How I Met Your Mother Fans?”  I know, I know.  The modern day Friends fans don’t actually read, so they won’t know the difference.  OK.  Well then I suppose it’s OK.

Wait!  No.  I will not listen.

I will not.

It’s over.

Over I tell you.

What’s that?  A red heart around a woman in the Moment of Zen segment?

What did she say?

“I love you Obama?”  “I love you oh momma?”  “I love you you deliciously hot momma?”

Oh Jon.  You always know what to say.

{For those of you wondering, yes.  Da Husband is fully aware of my affair with Jon Stewart.  He’s OK with it.  He understands his own weaknesses, in particular his lack of humor.  He wants me to live a happy and fulfilled life, and if that means a rendezvous or two for me with the funny man himself, then he’s OK with it.

But before you start sending me nasty e-mails about my affair telling me I should be grateful to even have Da Husband, know this fact.  I don’t cook.  I don’t like to cook, I don’t want to cook, and I don’t cook.  So with this in mind and not wanting Da Husband to be unhappy either, he has recently gotten himself a Secret Imaginary Girlfriend (SIG), Rachel Ray .

See?  It’s fair.

He’s made a good choice I think.  It’s so good in fact, I’m thinking of even suggesting a threesome.  I mean really, she gives good 30 minute or less eat on a budget pasta does she not?  Wouldn’t you?}

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